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After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring. This short clip is a fragment from the episode D-Yikes!

Season 11, Episode 6. Check out a full list of episodes from season The boys try to get their essays from the day laborers, but instead of writing essays, they wrote le Cartman gets the boys to hire some Mexican day laborers to read the book and write their essays.

Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is sa The Persians try to make peace with the Les Bos regulars. Garrison doesn't accept and decides it's t Garrison is too happy with her new found love of scissoring to care that the boys aren't prepared fo The Persians show up to redecorate the bar, a battle ensues when the lesbians refuse to let them in.

Garrison takes her frustration with men out on the class by assigning an essay on "The Old Man and t Hoping to dig up dirt on Xerxes, the lesbians hire the Mexican day laborers to put on a disguise and The Persian boss, Rauf Xerxes, shows up and decides that he will deal with the lesbians himself.

Garrison's dyke fight at Les Bos is interrupted by news that Persians may be closing down the bar.

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Garrison meets Alison at the gym and gets invited to come down to the local girl bar. Garrison and the lesbians try to get the mayor's support, but the mayor wants nothing to do with it. Garrison makes coffee as the Mexican spies return with Xerxes' secret.

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The sex position that, according to Lisa Finn, a sex educator at sex toy emporium Babelandis one of the least understood — but best — moves. To clear up any confusion and replace it with coming we put together this scissoring how-to guide. So what does this have to do with scissoring? However, most people use the terms interchangeably. It requires two people facing opposite directions with their legs spread like, um, scissors… shimmying together until they meet at the bits.

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From here, they can wiggle, grind, and gyrate their genitals together in a way that feels the most pleasurable. Due to the pornification of scissoring, the position often brings up questions like: Is it just a porn thing? Is it real? Do real lesbian, women-loving-women, and queer folks actually do it?

Nor is it a position only for lesbians or folks with vulvas. More on that below.

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Finn explains: Some think of scissoring as any position that entails any kind of genital-on-genital touching or rubbing. Because the definition of scissoring has expanded to be more genital- and gender-inclusive and nonspecific, sometimes it can be used interchangeably with humpinggrinding, straddling, or rubbing.

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As with any sex act, make sure you ask for consent before trying any of the penetrative acts above. According to one survey by Autostraddle, an online platform for lesbian, bisexual, and queer women and nonbinary folks, over 40 percent of people who identify as lesbian, bisexual, or queer women scissor regularly. So, some folks obviously think it feels good! Allison B.

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Personally, I like it better than a vibrator or strap-on sex.Verb which describes two females engaged in lesbian lust who spread their legs open opposing one another and bump their vaginas together until reaching orgasm. I musta fell off the turnip truck or something - beause I have no idea what you're talking about. Trending News. The Supreme Court was complicit in Trump's executions. How much did GOP rep exaggerate Paralympic claim?

Biden signs executive order improving stimulus aid. Experts explain wellness impact of inauguration. Biden's paid leave plan meets the nation's 'messy' policies. Shaq's blunt critique doesn't sit well with NBA stars. I am curious about how it would turn out. Answer Save. No one special Lv 6. That was the funniest question I've read today.

It might be more like a fencing duel. No slashing, just stabbing. Someone might lose an eye. Bi-curious much?? Aww scissor me Xerxes! Scissor me timbers! Sure, but who's scissor will win the sword fight?

Barcode Lv 7. How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer. Dancing Among Zombies Lv 5. They could It would be like a sword duel, but I guess so. Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.South Park. Garrison exposes Xerxes as a woman, and makes her understand the power of the scissor. Les Bos is saved. Watch Random Episode. South Park S11 E2.

Cartman shows the incriminating picture to the entire class, just before getting a message from his mom saying she found the original. Butters gives an impassioned speech and convinces Bradley not to jump from the bridge. Cartman starts show and tell with a few of his favorite artsy photographs. After his mother fails to get the picture back, Cartman plans to show it to the class first.

Bradley becomes suicidal after confessing his romantic feelings for Butters. Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about a Sears men's underwear catalogue found in their room.

Cartman is forced to give an uncomfortable description of the picture to the police when he tries to report it stolen. Pastor Phillips gives an unconvincing sermon about how he is cured of being gay. South Park S11 E3. After shooting Travis, the vice president reveals his wicked plan before meeting his end.

Cartman shows up at Clyde's door armed with a sock and a bar of soap. Kenny's been found out, and it's time for him to pay. The vice president takes Travis hostage, attempting to end Travis' fantasy of finding another world.

Travis leads a search party to find a new home unaware of the Vice presidents impending double cross. The children turn on each other trying to figure out who had head lice. Clyde is nervous that he will get exposed. Travis suggests a lice-wide evacuation due to the climate change on Clyde's scalp.South Park. After going to Les Bos with her new friend Allison, Garrison learns the finer points of scissoring. Tags: Garrison sex Les Bos. Watch Full Episode.

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Watch Random Episode. South Park S11 E2. Cartman shows the incriminating picture to the entire class, just before getting a message from his mom saying she found the original. Butters gives an impassioned speech and convinces Bradley not to jump from the bridge.

Cartman starts show and tell with a few of his favorite artsy photographs. After his mother fails to get the picture back, Cartman plans to show it to the class first. Bradley becomes suicidal after confessing his romantic feelings for Butters.

Butters and his accountabilibuddy are confronted about a Sears men's underwear catalogue found in their room. Cartman is forced to give an uncomfortable description of the picture to the police when he tries to report it stolen. Pastor Phillips gives an unconvincing sermon about how he is cured of being gay. South Park S11 E3.

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After shooting Travis, the vice president reveals his wicked plan before meeting his end. Cartman shows up at Clyde's door armed with a sock and a bar of soap. Kenny's been found out, and it's time for him to pay. The vice president takes Travis hostage, attempting to end Travis' fantasy of finding another world. Travis leads a search party to find a new home unaware of the Vice presidents impending double cross. The children turn on each other trying to figure out who had head lice.

Clyde is nervous that he will get exposed. Travis suggests a lice-wide evacuation due to the climate change on Clyde's scalp.

The boys wait in line to get their heads checked for lice. When Clyde goes in for his turn, Travis runs to tell the others. The children have to go to the gymnasium to have their scalps examined for lice. Cartman tries using a blood test from the movie "The Thing" to find out which of the boys had lice. Kenny's blood comes up tainted.Our goal is for Newgrounds to be ad free for everyone! Become a Supporter today and help make this dream a reality!

Lesbian Pic. It's basically got lesbians in it and it IS pretty hot. Actually I was hoping someone would tell me to get rid of it, but I got the opposite.

Apperently I've gotten several requests asking me where they can get that pic from my profile. Here are just some of the requests I'm not naming names, though you guys know who you are :. It is uber sexeh. I'm just wondering, because you have a lesbians as your profile picture. No offense, but it tends to give the impression that you love women. Response to Lesbian Pic. Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand as an act of friendship without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?

I don't know what to say except : That looks like a position similar to the only porn video I have ever bothered actually saving on my hard drive.

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Lol, wtf, srsly? People actually still collect nudey shots? I thought those days were over. With the ability to easily download any type of porn you want, I wasn't aware that people still jerked off to still images. I've been refurbished and reissued, prepackaged and precooked, decontaminated and deloused, but I still smell, sound, look and feel like shit. New to the video game forums? It's just to lesbo's doing the scissor. Unless you're one of the many thirteen or fourteen year olds here, it's nothing you or I haven't seen [in person] before.

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Nothing to gasm over, geez.In the episode, frustrated with men, Mrs. Garrison makes the boys write an essay on The Old Man and the Sea. The boys hire Mexican day laborers to do the job for them, but they misinterpret the term "essay. Garrison has become a lesbian and finds the bar she hangs out in is about to be taken over by Persian club owners. Garrison takes a stand in the name of saving the one place that lets her be the woman she is. When the episode begins, Mrs.

Garrison storms into her classroom enraged over a failed date, and takes her anger out on her male students with an essay assignment over the weekend, making them read The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway in its entirety.

At Cartman's urging, they hire local Mexican laborers looking for work to read the book and write their essays for them.

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Meanwhile, Mrs. Garrison is working out at Curves when she meets a woman named Allison. Allison invites her to "Les Bos" pronounced "le-bo"a nearby bar, but Mrs. Garrison is shocked to find out that it's a lesbian bar. After being seduced by Allison, the two engage in scissoring.

The next day, when the boys try to explain themselves to Mrs. Garrison about their essay, she happily gives them more time to work, announcing she is a lesbian, which the class is highly supportive of. Garrison returns to Les Bos and becomes sociable with all the women, but then is shocked to discover that the bar is being sold to Persians, who plan to make it into a Club Persh Dance Club.

Soon after, the Persians send a representative to see the women at the bar. The representative tries to persuade the women there will be no real change, as the lesbians will still be welcome.

Nevertheless, it will no longer be solely a lesbian bar, and will be decorated with stereotypically Persian decorations. Garrison kicks the messenger in the testicles in retaliation. After the representative returns to the Persian's club, an army of sixty other Persians prepare to storm the bar, but they fail to defeat the women. The remaining Persians go to see their boss, Rauf Xerxes, who decides to handle the situation personally. Garrison decides that the lesbians need a spy inside Club Persh, in order to find illegal activity to use as blackmail, and hires the Mexicans to spy on the Persians.

Later, Xerxes arrives, and attempts to reason with Mrs. Garrison, even offering her the job of running the club when he takes control. Garrison declines, and tells Xerxes that she knows the Persian leader's secret, found out by the Mexicans — Xerxes is actually a woman. Xerxes is shocked that Mrs. Garrison knows her secret, and says this must be kept secret from other Persians.

Garrison agrees, and in a parallel of her own seduction by Allison, she seduces Xerxes and the two engage in scissoring. Xerxes decides to keep Les Bos a lesbian bar, and is seen at the bar herself.